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Mexican, male ballet dancers that I want to touch.
No one can be THAT ripped.
Or that attractive.
Or graceful.
Or have a bum that is quite that perky.
It’s a public service that I test these things out…
everything about this post.
(Source: beautywithin16, via liztrade)
LOOK AT THIS OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE IN ASSASSINS CREED 3. Dump crates of tea in the water?! HOW DARE THEY! NO. I SHALL NOT. I REFUSE!
(via youknowyourebritishwhen)
Two things that have amused me today: 1) British fashion. Summer dress (or a top that was too big so I tied it off with a belt) with a heavy winter cardi and 2) iTunes visualiser. It’s mesmerising. #fashion #clothes #dress #summer #WhatSummer #british (Taken with Instagram)
Is getting really fucking irritated. I literally can’t go out of my house without seeing a Union Jack on some piece of mass-produced plastic shite that will break within 30 minutes of owning it.
The Jubilee is going to be ok, but we are seriously going to fuck the Olympics up.
I can tell you it’ll be: public transport, Boris-Bikes, environmentally friendly, up the monarchy, it’s the Jubilee, everything British happens in London, home counties, Dave, Nick and Boris have a tea party on the lawn, we eat scones and drink tea shite.
I’ve got a tenner on it being a fuck-up.
And don’t forget David -fucking- Beckham