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I Am Amy Waterhouse,,//

What do you want to know?   Submit   Amy. 21. Not-London, England.

Most of this is Springsteen, Harry Potter, Top Gear, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Doctor Who and classic cars I can't afford.

You can follow me on Twitter at @Amy_Waterhouse

I'll defend people I love to the death. I love tattoos. I love music. I love people. I hate lies. I paint my nails religiously. I can be overly mature or hilariously childish.

My Ask box is open for use. Use at your will.

Plot twist:The DFS sale isn't a sale at all it's actually just their regular prices
— 5 months ago with 817 notes
#youknowyourbritishwhen  #dfs  #british  #sale  #plot twist  #sorry mike i'm still asleep  #queue 
The Royal Variety Performance: This too…

Mexican, male ballet dancers that I want to touch.

No one can be THAT ripped.

Or that attractive.

Or graceful.

Or have a bum that is quite that perky.

It’s a public service that I test these things out…

— 5 months ago
#The royal variety  #british  #life  #personal  #rant  #dance  #dancers 
woodsie89:

LOOK AT THIS OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE IN ASSASSINS CREED 3. Dump crates of tea in the water?! HOW DARE THEY! NO. I SHALL NOT. I REFUSE!

woodsie89:

LOOK AT THIS OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE IN ASSASSINS CREED 3. Dump crates of tea in the water?! HOW DARE THEY! NO. I SHALL NOT. I REFUSE!

(via youknowyourebritishwhen)

— 6 months ago with 805 notes
#assassins creed  #ac3  #British  #Britain  #Tea 
Two things that have amused me today: 1) British fashion. Summer dress (or a top that was too big so I tied it off with a belt) with a heavy winter cardi and 2) iTunes visualiser. It’s mesmerising. #fashion #clothes #dress #summer #WhatSummer #british (Taken with Instagram)

Two things that have amused me today: 1) British fashion. Summer dress (or a top that was too big so I tied it off with a belt) with a heavy winter cardi and 2) iTunes visualiser. It’s mesmerising. #fashion #clothes #dress #summer #WhatSummer #british (Taken with Instagram)

— 10 months ago
#summer  #fashion  #british  #whatsummer  #dress  #clothes 
British Shit

Is getting really fucking irritated. I literally can’t go out of my house without seeing a Union Jack on some piece of mass-produced plastic shite that will break within 30 minutes of owning it.

The Jubilee is going to be ok, but we are seriously going to fuck the Olympics up.

I can tell you it’ll be: public transport, Boris-Bikes, environmentally friendly, up the monarchy, it’s the Jubilee, everything British happens in London, home counties, Dave, Nick and Boris have a tea party on the lawn, we eat scones and drink tea shite. 

I’ve got a tenner on it being a fuck-up.

And don’t forget David -fucking- Beckham 

— 1 year ago with 2 notes
#personal  #rant  #london  #british  #olympics  #jubilee  #fail  #prediction  #glad that's off my chest 
I’m going here tomorrow!!!!
It’s only now that I’m getting excited about it!

I’m going here tomorrow!!!!

It’s only now that I’m getting excited about it!

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#london  #uk  #british