Is getting really fucking irritated. I literally can’t go out of my house without seeing a Union Jack on some piece of mass-produced plastic shite that will break within 30 minutes of owning it.
The Jubilee is going to be ok, but we are seriously going to fuck the Olympics up.
I can tell you it’ll be: public transport, Boris-Bikes, environmentally friendly, up the monarchy, it’s the Jubilee, everything British happens in London, home counties, Dave, Nick and Boris have a tea party on the lawn, we eat scones and drink tea shite.
I’ve got a tenner on it being a fuck-up.
And don’t forget David -fucking- Beckham